Gaydar

Is your "straight" friend still in the closet? Come on, just come out already! No one cares and you're not fooling anyone. Well now with RoboJam's Gaydar App they'll have to come out! When your friend is near pull out your phone and start the app. Wave it from left to right, then slowly move it closer to him/her and see if they are protruding gayness. See you knew it! Now go have a coming out party!.

Do you have friends who have HORRIBLE internal Gaydar systems? Do you always find yourself warning them not to hit on someone that is clearly gay. But of course they don't believe you and attempt anyway, pulling you along as their "wingman". When the interaction undoubtedly fails, it's embarrassing for them and awkward for you. Avoid all that malarkey with RoboJam's Gaydar App! Pull out the app and prove to them that the person in question is unmistakably gay and end the debate then and there!

RoboJam's Gaydar App is for humorous purposes only, and does not actually detect anything.