Douchebag Detector

Ladies before you waste any more of your time, pull out the app and see if the guy is a Douche first.
And when your friend is being a tool, show them! Pull out the app and discreetly press and hold your thumb or finger to your phone's screen. The indicator will move closer to the center. Remove finger, and the indicator will move further away. Wave your phone back and forth in front of them, getting closer with each beep. When the indicator reaches the center, the word "Douchebag" will appear and have a laugh!!!

RoboJam's Douchebag Detector App is for humorous purposes only, and does not actually detect anything.