The Foreteller of Destinies

You have a destiny to fulfill. Why would you want to listen to all those 'other' crystal balls that just want to tell you what THEY decided your future is going to be?

I am not your grandmas crystal ball my friends. I am going to be a little more forthcoming in what you need to DO to seize that destiny and stop letting those 'other' guys push you around.

Of course, my services are in high demand so it will take me 1 minute to catch my breath between consultations. That's right, just 1 minute. I don't have some mystical mumbo jumbo one a day fake limit to try to hide using a pseudo random number generator like SOME crystal balls do.

Now I know you might not always want to hear what I have to tell you but I am pretty sure once you think on my advice, you'll start piecing it together and be happy with my services. All I ask is that you give me a chance.

Go ahead give me a tap and see what I have to say.

P.S. Not everything can always be specific, there are rules in my plane of existence.(which I am fully bending the heck out of for you guys) Please be patient with me. I promise though I will try to never repeat myself during a single session and waste your time making you listen to something I just told you a minute ago.