Best T shirt Ideas

Gone are the days, when T-shirts or tees were only worn as undershirts. T-shirts today are worn as the best casual outfit by men and women alike. The race for getting the most attractive T-shirt, with the most unique design, slogan or color is just endless. If you wanna be a part of it,
T-shirts with some hilarious slogans, have always been a hit among the college crowd. They make you stand out, noticeable, and help you get attention. Through some cool and funny lines, you can actually show your lighter side to others, which can add a lot to your popularity. Scroll down and take your pick from this list.

Hilarious T-shirt Slogans

My friends, there are no friends!

"Be yourself" is the worst advice you can give to some people.

I am so clever, that I don't understand a single word of what I speak.

I keep trying to lose weight ... but it keeps finding me!

Your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!

If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.

Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver!

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

Short Funny Slogans

My mom can beat up your dad.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Save the trees. Wipe your arse with an owl.

I hear voices - And they don't like you.

You're a naughty boy - Go to my room.

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder.

I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.

Check out the Junk in my Trunk!

I've done a lot of soul searching and there's nothing there.

Five out of four people don't understand fractions.

Where There's a Will ... I Want to Be in It

I Chose the Road Less Traveled - Now Where the Heck Am I?