Simple Pickup Lines

I woke up from an an amber alert of this missing hot chick and then I downloaded this app. Next thing you know she was in my bed.. And let me tell ya, she knew what she was doing.. I wonder who taught her.

I lost my leg due to a shark attack a few years back. Life had been difficult until I downloaded this app, it completely changed my life. With everyday challenges, situations, girls, and best of all... it grew my leg back. I can finally run again! Thank you Simple Pickapp you saved my life.

Before I used the app, I was 5ft7, had a stutter, a hunchback and 0 self confidence. One friend recommended the app, but the first day I used it I felt nothing. The next morning I woke up, I put my glasses on, but they made me see blurry. I took them off and had a SHARP vision!! I looked in the mirror and saw a 6ft5 muscular ALPHA male. When I spoke to my crush, I had no stutter! We are married now. Mom dropped the plate with breakfast when she saw me, but my hand shot spider Web and catched it WTFF!!

I had severe brain cancer up to a few days ago. They were going to perform a lobotomy in a week. I downloaded this app and poof. Instantly cured. Thank you simple pickapp!

I assume the vids are meant to send you straight to SP youtube page. But it gives errors. Still really cool. Keen to see how it takes off once everything us sorted and theres new content :D

I feel like I was just given a super powers. This stuff actually works AND it's super simple once you get used to it. You might think "I don't need this", keep telling yourself that as you sleep alone. Download the app.

Used this on a hot girl whose number I just got. Bam she responded just like it said she would. Wrapped these lines in with a little of my personality, and I haven't run out of things to say to keep the game goin. Had to upgrade to the pro though. Only enough lines in starter to be dangerous.

There are only some okay pickup lines, I was thinking of upgrading to pro but I don't know if that will unlick exclusive videos, right now it says they are banned because of a copyright of defymedia

When are you guys gonna release new updates

Stopped updating in april

This is awesome app. I love it.

You'll get the girl!

Make a widget !!!

a really great job guys! im glad I downloaded it ! you guys have helped me out a lot, like, no joke. Just maybe one advice you should take about this app is when it comes to videos. The issue is that when I turn my phone to see the video large screen the video has to re download itself which is one not really good... i mean, great job anways!! love.

This app has changed me! Physically! Ever since I downloaded the app (literally 5 seconds ago) my penis has grown by at least 6.5 inches. Believe it or not but I finally have an average sized penis now. Its just under 7inches I'm so happy. I'm going to tell all my friends about this app. # 1 Penis growth product out there guaranteed or your money back. "Once you go simple you never pickanotherapp" 5*

I been watching the videos of these guys for long time and i got to said it funny what they do and the fact it works. So having this on my phone will give something to watch while i'm on the go and when i need a quick advice in social aspects of getting girls

This is a huge app, seriously huge. You can tell they really put mountains of effort into this one and it shows they're firing from all cylinders now. Specs and awesome layout separate this from many app offerings of the past. Also the computer generated graphics are really cool. The quality is top. I have a family and so i felt this deep connection to this app. I won't lie i was moved to tears. I ended up visiting my family and giving them huge hugs which totally caught them off guard. I am really happy t

Simple pickapp changed my life! When I turned the app on a polynesian import model fell from the sky and on to a little boy riding a unicycle. The boy was okay and she gave me her number. Thanks simple pickup!!!

Last month I was facing academic suspension. Now, not only am I graduating Suma Cum Laudeh, but the Dean is offering me his job and his trophy wife! Thanks SP!

I was on my death bed when I decided to give this app a try. The power of this app brought me back from the brink and I've now got a great job and am meeting girls every day! Simple pickapp, you saved my life!

It changed my life!! It helped me get my wife pregnant. Funny thing I didn't even know I had a wife or that I got her pregnant before this app came along. It helps you find women and get them pregnant people!!! So download it!!!

Thanks a lot Kong, Jason and Jesse. U guys taught many things to me and all ppl around the world. I watched almost all your videos and suggested my friends to watch. I donno how to thank U guys. I'm proud to give U guys 5 stars, if there was more den 5 stars on google I wud luv to give cuz U guys deserve more den 5. And thanks a lot Homies. :) :D

Simple Pickapp turned me from a heroin addict into a successful business woman. I'm the CEO Of 3 international oil companies and have a net worth of 2.1 billion. Thank you Simple Pickapp

Before I used the app, I was 5ft7, had a stutter, a hunchback and 0 self confidence. One friend recommended the app, but the first day I used it I felt nothing. The next morning I woke up, I put my glasses on, but they made me see blurry. I took them off and had a SHARP vision!! I looked in the mirror and saw a 6ft5 muscular ALPHA male. When I spoke to my crush, I had no stutter! We are married now. Mom dropped the plate with breakfast when she saw me, but my hand shot spider Web and catched it WTFF!!

So i used to be about Kong's size in the downstairs area... Not too thrilling. But after I downloaded this app my life changed. Let's just say, I was the inspiration for the new Godzilla movie. Not only because it became green and spiney, but now I am wreaking havoc on the entire female gender. I guess you can call it the Jurassic Pork. They absolutely love me. I could not thank you guys enough. Life changed FOREVER!

I love Simple Pickup, but the app falls short of greatness. The pickup lines aren't that great, and the premiums aren't that amazing either. The exclusive videos are good, but the rest of the app is just 'ehh'. I recommend installing for the exclusive videos, but that's about it.

I'm giving you a bad rate just to attract your attention to this comment. Why don't you create a chat/forum where guys and girls could text yo each other? In this same app. Maybe dividing them by countries or States...

Guys you changed my social life completely, so I feel it best to be serious about improvements. Know I want you to succeed, So i think you should: 1 add your main site articles, and make a new one at least once a month, since DL for videos can be super slow in areas where text can be looked up fast. 2 when I tilt the screen, the video has to reload. I can't stand it, and it needs to be fixed. 3 i havent noticed any new exclusive videos. Would greatly appreciate at least one a month, for incentive to stay

Ever since I downloaded this app im sure my Asian penis outgrew Kong's! #strong

I don't write very many reviews but for these guys I will. They changed the way I see life and put me on a better path I recommended simple pickup to everyone!!!

I was lonely and sad because I have a bad case of the herpes, and ever since I have downloaded this app everyone around me instantly got herpes! Yay !!!

This app is absolutely amazing. Thank you for everything you're offering us. However, a slider on the project go quickies to go back and forth would be appreciated. Other than that, great app, i love it.

Ever since ive downloaded this app, my genitals have been tingling no-stop! I think it knows the massive amount woman its going to be encountering throughout the rest of my life! Thankyou!

This app is great I was literally fishing in the middle of the ocean and a storm hit us by surprise. This app launched a flare, like literally and called and launched and even triangulated my phones signal. A rescue squad showed up 13 minutes later. Thanks simple pickapp.

It has stopped poverty and has created world peace life changing!

Before downloading this app i was broke with only 2 dollars in my wallet but then after installing it i found a dollar in my back pocket and just wanted to say thank you Simple Pickapp for changing my life for the better.

I've been subscribed to Jesse, Kong and Jason's channel for over a year now. I never get tired of the laughs and its not all fun and games they've helped me reach god mode and approach girls. Get numbers. Get dates. Get laid. Love these guys. They're like the older brothers I never had. If j could hang with them for a day that would be TOP. Lol love the app. Love simple pick up.

After downloading the simple pickapp my penis grew double in length and now I get laid everyday! Download this now!

I was diagnosed with a disease that left me smelling like crap, an issue that caused my life to turn upside down! I dropped out of school, friends kept their distance from me and I was going to become homeless. I started watching Simple Pickup to cheer myself up and to gain confidence and change my lifestyle of crappiness, and when I heard they created an app, I downloaded it to all my devices and might in the Crapple Store before they try to kick me out. But, this app has already helped me in many ways! I can finally text with confidence and send flirty texts without having to fear a girl smelling my crap before hand! I might finally get my life back on track all thanks to Simple Pickup and their life improving app!

It gets through all of your accounts, DON'T DOWNLOAD! Bunch of scam with this guys! Well what do you expect from pick up artists? 5000 bucks? Yeah right