St. Louis Metropolitan PD

Doesn't work and no response from officers. Just call 911 instead

Eat your pheasant, drink your wine, your days are numbered, bourgeois swine. #acab

What a bullshit concept. Making it easier for rude, obnoxious, nosy people to be able to rat out other people for petty, victimless crimes. If there's a truly dangerous crime, call 911. Don't text a freaking picture or upload a sound clip. And if it's something like your neighbor's dog barking too loud, how about actually approaching your neighbor in a respectful manner first before involving cops?

Do you hate your neighbor? Does the 90 year old across the street have so many cats that it makes you wish somebody with a gun would do something about it? Then this application is for you. Since you get robbed by local government, it's totally justified to call your local thug in to end all of the arbitrarily prohibited victimless crimes. Be the busy body that only a true local ordinance lover can be and rat out your neighbors with this great slave vs. slave snitch app.

Don't you just love having direct access to the master when one of the other slaves irritates you? Good news is that this apps can help line the pockets of your master while simultaneously removing it from your own while dealing with your petty issue with your fellow slave. If you want real help from people who won't shoot your dog or black friend make sure to go download Cell 411. #NoStateIsBestState #GoogleVoluntaryism #ACAB

I was able to turn off permissions in the apps settings. That way no access to any if the features on my phone.

why do you need to know my contacts, identity, location, access to photos and videos, and be able to modify files on my sd card? NO THANKS. Not the way to get citizens involved Dodson.

The permissions are unacceptable. I can't find where to turn off permissions on my phone (Asus Zenphone 2e). Can someone please tell me how? All I could find was clear cache, force stop and uninstall. Or do I need a more advanced phone? Because of this I will be uninstalling. I think this is a good idea. Hopefully, the police will come faster and take our safety concerns more seriously in my neighborhood.

Thanks to St.Louis PD for helping turning citizens against each other and furthering the police state

Great ap with helpful info

What a joke. Now the STL PD makes it even easier for someone to cowardly, and anonymously, have individuals threatened with kidnapping and caging for victimless crimes. As if the extortionists in blue weren't already ruining enough people's lives. Cell 411 is a MUCH better option, as it has quicker response times and you don't have to worry about the responders shooting your dog. If #Coproaches really wanted to "serve" their communities, then they'd be arresting each other for crimes against humanity.

Do you hate your neighbor? Does the 90 year old across the street have so many cats that it makes you wish somebody with a gun would do something about it? Then this application is for you. Since you get robbed by local government, it's totally justified to call your local thug in to end all of the arbitrarily prohibited victimless crimes. Be the busy body that only a true local ordinance lover can be and rat out your neighbors with this great slave vs. slave snitch app.

Need to report unpatriotic behavior by subversive agitators, comrade? There's an app for that!!! Nothing like having access to the police state on your phone! You too can report on the homeless, the poor, the downtrodden, those who don't quite look right and those who just aren't the right kind of people! Crap app keeps crashing. Uninstalled.

Thank you for offering this new tool and for your service.

Love it