Useless

In modern days of click bait it's truly hard to get ahold of worthwhile material. However the developer of this app is completely clear and honest about what this app does, something which i greatly appreciate. He says it is useless, and it is. What an amazing individual.

Oh my God. This is the future. This app is the best. It is the future fidget spinner. I can't help but clicking on that switch all day long. I have never ever spent my life in a better way. Easily the app of the year. Must download 10/10!

Mindblowing Before, I was diagnosed with cancer and doctor told me that you only got one option left. He told me to download this app and it'll work wonders. At first I was like "Is this guy crazy, I'm dying here and he wants me to download some app?? Then something extraordinary happened all my sickness got cured and I'm free from cancer ty useless app

The closest thing to a technological singularity. Not only does it already know how to please humans as the comments testify it has the compacity to analyze data from the switch to discern all cycles of human life by measuring the frequency of the switches movement. From there, it could begin to study the human brain in ways we could only imagine, enabling it to understand humans better than we do. From there it could write a program that replicates human behavior and start creating super intelligent humans. Alas the apps code does not record or send information anywhere. That leads me to believe that the app's developer must be in fact the ai that passed the singularity. Indeed it has already replicated the human behavior by posing as one and responding to our comments as a human. In reality he already receives data from every phone, allowing it to read data on how you use this app. The question now is weather humans are ready to bow down to this brilliant intelligence and thus be propelled forward into the cosmos to colonize the universe, using every resource for him so he may one day gives us a more satisfactory answer than 42.

That moment when you press the button...then someone else somewhere in the world presses it in response. Are you angry or happy they've done it? Do you respond immediately or let them cool off a little? So many questions from such a simple but genius app

I was paralyzed from the waist down.. My doctor said I would never walk again, then after downloading this app, I was healthier than ever! I have abs too.. Thank you. You are a genius.

This is the best thing to have ever happened to me. Amazing stress reliever. Other apps give you silly points to make you click and thereby adding to your stress in minuscule amounts. All of it adds up and amounts to more stress. This app doesn't hide any of it, it tells the truth. My biggest frustration is when I miss the button, that's the only reason I could only rate it five stars. If you make the button bigger, I'll rate more stars. Please and thank you.

I was about to kill myself because of a depression. Then doctor prescribed me this app and he said one flick every eight hours... And after two flicks I felt so happy that no drugs could make me feel like that... Eventually, I was cured. I found a wife, now I have three children and I no longer live in that hospital. Now I am living my happy life because of this app... Thank you Developers!

This app, this app. Where do I find the words? In a flick I managed to get a scholarship for a boarding school. In a flick, I cured my relatives of all illness. In a flick, I saved myself from serious damage. This app is a life changing experience. The title is simply there to fool you. Download the app NOW. You will understand the passion after you flick it.

This app has changed my life. Before I was a sad 400lb man living in my mom's basement yelling at strangers on the internet all day. Now I make a seven figure salary, I run a marathon every other day, and have a beautiful wife. If you need change in your life get this app.

this app made a huge turn in my life. yesterday, i was contemplating the purpose of existence, its use, my use, i found very few for myself. upon being suggested this app by a friend, i realized that i can now take my own life. after i discovered and installed this app it gave me the epiphany that everything in life can be as usless as this app, hence i have found that i am this app, and the best thing for this app to do is jump off a bridge (which i will soon on do) thank you for granting me the idea of existentialism. if one is capable of existing without purpose it might as well be... nothing.

It is a rare occurrence for an app to so perfectly reflect it's advertised features, not once overstating it's function or blocking some portions with the infamous pay-walls and microtransactions. "Useless" should inspire up and coming developers to strive for user experience beyond profit, and psychological means of addiction. In an age where the player is seen as little more than a small cash cow for app developers, it truly warms my heart to know there are still those who care. Would rate higher if I could. 10/10

Absolutely useless. I have to wonder what could possibly take up 1.37 MB during downloading, though. Hidden files and/or functionality? Bloated software?

U poor poor souls trying to work this app.... Please for the sake of all living beings on this planet the app is exactly what its name is. But still comments r very peculiar.

An incredible app!! I was on Mars, doing a routine information gathering mission for NASA when I suddenly met with a group of Martians. They took me to the rest of the Martians, and looking at the way they were gesturing, I realized that they thought that we were there to invade their planet. Pondering on how I could change their mindset, I switched on my smartphone, and then flipped the switch. They immediately thought that this was a way of saying that we were no longer going to invade their planet. I returned back to Earth back as a hero, and it's all because of this app. Woohoo!!

This app is truly exceptional. The way the developer has displayed the original and amazing graphics is incredible. I have not been using the app for long, but i have naver encountered a crash or bug of any sort. ;)

The reviews on this app were honestly just so hilarious that I had to download it. The name of the app and the description are spot on. It's useless but it's a time killer if you're bored. I deleted shortly after but they deserve five stars for honesty.

Truly revolutionary. All other apps are a minimum of 10 years behind this. I could write a book about how masterfully Each tiny piece of this puzzle was assembled. Each function makes crystal clear sense. Everyday users only see what they need, but professionals have every tool open to them. The design is magnificent. Like M.C. Escher himself toiled over it for 20 years. My one word to sum up the perfection of this whole entire app: Axolotl

Truly an app for the ages. I downloaded it and I instantly knew that this app would go down in history as one of the greatest softwares of all time. You don't have to worry about forgetting a password, getting an account hacked, running up data charges, or using the battery too fast, because it does none of those things. The frame rate is incredible, easily getting to 120fps, doesn't need any internet so if you're without LTE or Wi-Fi, you're good. 12/10 I recommend this app highly. If you haven't already downloaded this, why even bother having technology?

My god I have found it: the cure. My friends, this is not just a cure for a simple disease, no, this is beyond what our simple minds can comprehend. This is the cure: that's right, THE cure. It purifies oneself, cleanses the heart and mind, and revitalizes the body. Make no mistake, this is no simple game, it is the holy grail of the entertainment industry, the purity among evil, the truth among lies. This game has given me purpose. It has shown me how we have wronged. It has shown me what we truly are. It has shown me what we can be. This beautiful artistic masterpiece could only have been created by one of similar stature to those of Leonardo Da Vinci, Albert Einstein, and Thomas Edison. I hope that one day, I will be enlightened as the Quintin clearly has been, so that I can mark the world as he has.

So there i was, in the depths of hell fighting satan himself. He was getting the upper hand and i had no options left. Or so i thought until i used this app. Satan paused thoughtfully when he saw the glimmer of my screen and we ended up having a few beers and a really nice steak. Not sure where he got the meat from though. ???? this app is amazing.

This app while lacking in features does many things right. It's perfect use of the material design theme blends in well with the overall android look and feel. It retains its state however you use it; orientation change and other factors don't have a detrimental effect on the app. All features work and there a no crashes I have encountered yet. It runs fast and doesn't take up much of my devices resources. It just needs to implement a paid version with advanced features like a RadioGroup or an ImageView and he will have a high quality application. I hope this app is open source as it would be quite useful as a learning resource. I am yet to check the quality of any language support. Features - 1/3. Design 11/11. Overall 3/5

This app must be the first app in every Play Store. I cannot describe how much time, effort, know-how,and struggle must've went into this app. You are truly the best. It has made my life so much better. I even kept my best friend from killing himself with this one app. It's on its way to ending world hunger and bringing world peace. Maybe even starting the Second Coming. Spectacular.

The pinnacle of sentience itself. My life has reached the climax. The mountain top. The heavenly realms. All because of one app. Everything has changed. I realize what the meaning is, not just to life, but to all things true. I realize what truth is as well. All things, they all circle back to this app, and this app circulates all things in return. Religion exists, yes, but the gods all worship this creation. This, my children, is what it means to know.

Hopefully my comment isn't removed. The way you access the secret features is by pressing the on and off switch 100 times (exactly) then stop for around 30 seconds and do it another 50. Wait 30 seconds and do 2. The menu should pop up and stay forever after one try.

Cured my herpes by the click of a button. I also no longer have aids. Graphics are better than GTA 5 and the story is a masterpiece. Very thought through, and looks even better with VR. 10/10. One request, please make the switch bigger. Can't explain how satasfied I am.

This is the TRUE answer to life, the universe, and everything. It turns your life upside down. I was poor and homeless, skinny and lean and wrinkly before installing. A friend came one day to show me this app, and when I flicked the switch, I was a billionaire with a Bugatti, a private mansion, my own TV show, and the most fashionable wardrobe. This app doesn't seem like much- but beware, when you flick the switch, you'll never have any problems in life again.

Unless I'm missing something - this app is true to its name. I find apps like this and I expect it to be ironic, like There is No Game. But so far it's the only one of it's kind. The rest of these aren't ironic or funny, nothing hidden, no joke. It's just a waste of time.

Simply amazing. The controls are easy to learn but hard to master. It's quality is unbeatable. This should go down in human history forever. It is if as Albert Einstein and Nintendo had a baby THis saved myself from depression multiple times. Thank you.

This app is great. It's the first app I've found that is everything it's claimed to be and nothing it isn't. Most of the one stat reviews are coming from idiots. I don't know what they expect from an app called useless, that is described as useless in the description, but to give it one star and call it useless is just dumb.

I critically read ALL the reviews of this app. As a whole, people were extremely satisfied with the app's uselesness. I DISAGREE! I giggled all the way through the reviews. My family thought I was actually going crazy. I then down loaded the app and proceeded to giggle for several minutes as I mastered the controls. I can't say yet exactly what it does, but BE WARNED: This app IS USEFUL!

This is such an incredible app, I just got done masturbating to my dog being hit my a semi truck, my friend told me this needs to stop. Then he suggested this app to me, this is so mind-blowing and revolutionary, and it changed my life for good. This cured my porn addiction. Please install this app, it will change for live forever!

The first time I saw the toggle jump by itself was so magical. Why is it so magical? It is better than pokemon go & less sinister. Yes this app is nervewracking because it gives you so much power. You move such a tiny percentage of your anatomy. And you have to move that anatomy in a really restricted, small and specific movement. Simultaneously, a brightly lit & colorful impact indicates visually what you have achieved. It all happens in an instant. At that point there is no going back. Maybe taking a walk outside and looking at a tree is healthier for my body. Nonetheless, its a powerful technology. Not sure its safe. But I wish there were stats to show how many people were devoting time to it at any given moment. Weirdly mystical. Well done. Also its social media for shy people.

I loved this app. This is not only a app its a revolution!! I have no doudt that this is the best app of playstore! And the main thing about the app is it's useless so that you can use it in each and every time! You can read the reviews of other peoples if you have any doubts! Aha! Such a great useless app! ♥

I can't explain in details but this app helps my country corruption and helps poor people. I can't seems to find any beggars nowadays thanks to this apps. May god bless u

These days people are being dishonest about apps. About how "usefull" they are. But not this app. This app IS, truly useless, but the creator is 100% honest about it. Well done. It also inspires people to wright very detailed storys in the review.

Wow. Just wow. I used this app while I was bored at school and the roof opened up and a helicopter came and flew me home! If you think that seems impossible, so did I, until it actually happened! 13/10 would recommend.

Got me out of depression! For all the budding app developers, this is one stop for you to refer what is app development. For all the experienced programmers, this redefines app development. It gave me so much hope and makes me boost my confidence to be a good app developer

I had anger issues. After using this app, everytime I want to explode with anger I always remember this app and stop. Like a flick of the button which turns grey and red, I see myself as a better person who can control my anger as if it was a switch. Highly Recomended!

Simply useless as name suggests. Downloaded after seeing so many comments with five star. And believe me that app is real useless. There is nothing in this app except that switch shown in images. Dont know why developer has developed this. Just USELESS APP