Excusarator: Excuse Generator

Excusarator now has over 40,000 possible combinations of excuses. In this new tech world, nobody should ever have to hear "my dog ate my homework!" ever again!

Now, easily generate an excuse for any situation for thousands of combinations, then text or email to a friend or co-worker.

Don't like the one you got? No problem! Shake your phone or tap Refresh. Like what you see? Great! Save it to your phone to use when the time is right.

Get yourself out of any situation with over 40,000 possible excuse combinations!

Features:
- Choose from existing reasons for an excuse, or create your own
- Excuses randomly generated from over 40,000 possible combinations of excuses
- Easily share via Email, Gmail, Hangouts, SMS, Facebook, Twitter, and so much more!
- Save your favorite excuses for use when the time is right
- Guarantees new employer by end of day if used to skip out on work!*
- Warning: Possible failing grade will result if used in homework situations*
- And best of all, slap in the face if you cancel a date with your significant other using these excuses!*

*This app is for entertainment purposes, and it is not recommended for use where a real, legitimate excuse is required.