Fingerprint Scan Prank Choices

Hello, and welcome to an easier, and more enjoyable way to make those decisions that may seem inconsequential and random, but that can become a fun and enjoyable way to pass time. This app is incredibly versatile, yet so accessible and simple and can be used in multiple scenarios.All you have to do is to ask the app a simple 'yes or no' question, which will be converted to text through voice recording, and it'll magically deduce the best answer, out of more than THIRTY possible deductions. I have included three ideas below to get your imagination racing, and to give you more reason to download the app, if you haven't already:
-An awesome prank app: Make your friends, colleagues and co-workers think that this app really knows it all, and that it can access a person's memories and influence their decisions, simply by reading their thumbprint!!! Simply have them place their thumb on the 'scanner,' ask a simple yes or no question to the app, and then watch the amazement in their faces as the app shows them the right answer!
-A great app to entertain the kids: Are you getting tired of "Mommy this," or "Daddy that?" Are your kids already crossing the thresholds of human endurance? Or do your kids simply want a nice, cool app, with nifty features to keep them occupied? Well this app provides all of that! Listen to their gleeful delight as they feel the phone vibrate under their palm, or as they discover the joy of having someone actually listen to their incessant stream of questions... apart from you I mean! This'll keep them occupied and give you a little freedom!
-Simply can't decide whether to go left or right?: That's alright, you can put the coin back in your pocket, and whip out this app instead! Simply hold your finger on the scanner, ask your question, and then hear the triumphant 'Ta-Da!' sound as the app guides you on the right path. Navigate through your life more clearly, and focus on the important decisions, while leaving those 'hmm...maybe...' ones in the Choice Maker's able hand- ermm I mean voice!
Tips and Tricks:
-Remember, the voice recognition accuracy depends on a variety of factors, and may vary from phone to phone, or across different internet speeds or bandwidths. With that said, here are a couple of tips that I found, while rigorously testing this app, that promote better and more accurate voice recognition.
- Speak loudly towards your phone's microphone.
- Enunciate your words carefully and clearly.
- Speak slowly and spaced out, too much speed may cause some problems with voice recognition.
-Hold your thumb down on the scanner the entire time you talk, this will promote the realism of the app, and will make it more fun to use.
-Read the instructions at the bottom of the screen carefully before first use.
Benefits of upgrading to the Pro version: Please note that this application is a free version of the 'Pro' version. Do consider upgrading to the Pro version as it is only $0.99 and supports the development of future apps, shows that you want more great apps as well as the following awesome benefits:
-No more ads!
-The majority of updates made to this general application will only be for the Pro version, which will comprise of really sweet stuff.
- As more content is added to the Pro version, and depending on the popularity of this app, the price of the Pro version may increase, so buying it now, at just $0.99 may prove to be a wise investment!
Legal disclaimers:
-Please note that the 'thumbprint scanner,' on this app in not actually real, it just appears to be real, as without pre existing hardware it is impossible to have a real working thumbprint scanner on a phone screen.
-These answers are actually random, and there is no current way of really knowing what the best decision is... but the people you are pulling a prank on don't have to know that do they? (You understand where I am going here?)
-We are not in any way responsible for decisions based upon the app.