Bacon!

Worst app I have ever seen BY FAR!

U da man!

Stupid, boring, and pointless sorry

Uninstalled for kick a baby, really. Hope it's just an inside joke I don't get.

Gave it a chance. Sorely disappointed. Stupid.

Creative! Love the humor hotline add-on lmao!

Oh dear.

Love the hotline!!! Its the best part.

Amazing!

Really really worthless

5*'d because everyone is complaining about kick the baby. Uninstalled after a minute though because this app is stupid.

Crap!

Mmmmmmm, bacon

Disappointed in cyanogen for recommending this

Horrific

Rubish

Lol.....

BACON!!!

What can I say other then... santa get those dang retarded elfs to make me some BACON!!!. EVO.

Does what it's supposed to. Doesn't fit my whole screen and can't read all of the text. Vibrant running 2.1

The new permissions are NOT needed for an app like this. Uninstalling.

If all apps were this bad, the new 15 minute refund window would be plenty of time. Good thing this was free. I felt stupid for even downloading this!

Useless, except for those times where you just really have to kick a baby. At such times, it's a lifesaver. :D

People are too sensitive. This app is for fun/boredom. The kick-a-baby feature is wonderful at best, and the graphics are crushing. Thank you Tommy.

For all the people who are compalining. Why complain? Its a FREE app, dont like it? DONT USE IT! I personally find it kind of entertaining.

Um, not really sure what this app does. The bacon button doesn't work for me. Epic 4g

Best app evaarr. It will make you stay up all night sizzlin!!!

If you call santa it subscribes you to a premium text...if you hit it send stop back asap or you may have extra charges on your next phone bill

I can't live without this app. I only gave 4 stars, will give 5 if dev implements Android app design guidelines.

App is so stupid nothing works...dumbass lame app waste of time

Interesting App, but people should make an apparently that's specifically made for touching and frying Bacon.

Lol i like the call santa thing

Poor app and offensive. Please remove kick a baby. Also disappointed with Cyanogen for tweeting this app.

Amusing, even if only for a minute.

What a waste of time. Don't quit your say job

Total waste of time /space. What's the point?

You have got to be kidding me.

Well...its free. Bacon sizzle is pleasant. Kick-A-Baby relies heavily on user imagination.

Fun for about 1 minute then uninstall

So it would seem that our fears about the app creator producing piles of junk to flood the market may have been well founded...