Port-A-"Bob"

It's a tough world, friends.

Seems like a man can't even eat a ham sandwich without finding some reason to fear for his life and slack.

But fret not fellow travellers, "Bob" has the answer for YOU.

Put "Bob" in your pocket, and never be more than a few taps away from critical guidance that could get you through just one more day struggling against the normals and nazi hellcreatures.