Whine-A-Tron 3000

Have you ever wanted to translate your speech into irritating whining for no apparent reason? Well now you can with the brand new release of the groundbreaking Whine-A-Tron 3000!

Critics are calling it “The most useless f****** app I’ve ever seen” and “A complete piece of s***!” Inexplicably it can even render your senseless drivel into multiple foreign accents so that all of your stupid friends can accuse you of being a racist.

If you can't hear anything when you press "Listen!", you probably haven't got a text-to-speech program installed you asshat. Try Google Text-to-speech for f***'s sake: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.tts

If there's anything else you think is wrong with the app, it's a feature not a bug, you complete and utter tool.