Security Officer Jay

Just watch tosh.o didn't know this is a real app...

The crying baby totally faked out this honey. I told her that my crying child needed help and she bought it!! LOL

This app not only kept me safe from the neighborhood rapist, but I was able to use the crying baby sound to keep the seats around me on the plane empty. Thanks for making my flight more enjoyable, Officer Jay!

The crying baby totally faked out this honey. I told her that my crying child needed help and she bought it!! LOL

Stay safe from neighbourhood rapist and don't forget the metal detector and the blindfold with the golf cart

It protects from child molesters..

Tosh brought me here

Thanks to you and TOSH.O

I feel so safe

Its not that good all it as is the dog cat baby crying and fake friend and u just top the it and it makes a sound and the dog and cat is fake and when the fake friend talks its a teen boy voice its just not good and I have a lot more bad things to say about it just not going on (BAD APP)TRY AGAIN

This app not only kept me safe from the neighborhood rapist, but I was able to use the crying baby sound to keep the seats around me on the plane empty. Thanks for making my flight more enjoyable, Officer Jay!

I feel so safe

Just watch tosh.o didn't know this is a real app...

The crying baby got me out of several dates with annoying men.and the dog sound chased away all my cat sounds. I did get raped but I enjoyed it. Thanks Security Officer Jay.

This app not only kept me safe from the neighborhood rapist, but I was able to use the crying baby sound to keep the seats around me on the plane empty. Thanks for making my flight more enjoyable, Officer Jay!

Not as advertised on tosh. O

I feel so safe

It works the sick sound for your boss left him really believing that I was sick!

Not as much stuff

But not effective

Not da one of Tosh.O

I want my free cd, liar liar pants on fire

Lame.

Bleh

Tities!

One of the worst apps I have ever downloaded!

Lifesaver!!

Sucks

Never thought Tosh.o and Jay actually made this pile of Feces forreal. DOG BARK BUTTON DIDN'T WORK BUTTHOLE

Its a good app, but some of the sounds aren't working. Still got a good laugh from the top one.

Just bad

Would be good if more work was put into to it. Might actually make money.

Keep up the good work Jay!

I don't feel the presence of Security Officer Jay

There was someone at my door trying to come in and rape me but this app saved my butt. Thanks security officer Jay! (:

Just watch tosh.o didn't know this is a real app...

I didnt think this was real on tosh.o until i looked it up

This app does not include a subscription to Ebony, Timberland boots, or a Mr. Belvedere DVD set as advertised. Although, it was free, lol.

Thanks security officer jay! I feel safer already!

This app has already saved my life seven times. Thanks jay!