System Diagnostics

This is a pretty stupid app (on purpose). It shows moving lines and charts. It looks like it’s processing or analyzing something. It’s not really doing anything. I made it so I could use it for jokes. If someone asks you why something is not working (like their computer) you can pull out your phone, run this app and point it at their computer and pretend it’s running a system diagnostics on it. The information is random and indistinguishable which makes it generic for use.


Use Case
Them: My computer is not working
You: Did you try running a level 1 diagnostics on it?
Them: No
You: Go get the app, run the diagnostics and tell me when it's done.

Non real use case (at the time of this writing)
Jon is the captain of a intergalactic star ship. An alien ship comes into view on the main view screen. The sensors did not detect the ship approaching. Jon pulls out this app and runs a Level 1 diagnostic.

Non real use case (at the time of this writing)
Jan has a bionic arm. She's at the cafe with her girlfriend Jill. She gets up and accidentally spills her soda on her main circuit connector. Jan pulls out this app and runs a Level 1 diagnostic.