Football Banter

WARNING!!
Participating in prolonged football based conversations can seriously reduce your IQ. We recommend making a polite excuse and leaving the conversation at the earliest possible opportunity.

Never be stuck for something to say to the taxi driver, hairdresser, or ‘real bloke down the pub’ again. Football Banter is you answer.
Rather than continually telling the ‘real bloke’ that you don’t really follow the football, simply open the App and let the meaningless football tosh flow from you face.

Inspired by bluffball, as seen in the Item Crowd

Warning!
Participating in prolonged football based conversations can seriously reduce your IQ. We recommend making a polite excuse and leaving the conversation at the earliest possible opportunity.

REMEMBER: You are better than 'the real bloke'. Your interest in things that do not involve rich idiots kicking ballso to each other is perfectly normal. Although it can often seem that way; remember you are not alone.
Be safe out there and use with caution!