Archerisms for Android
What happened to all the other Archer soundboards? This app SUCKS. Can't even set as ringtone. What's the point? FX prob had the others taken down and now we're stuck with zero selection and none of the features people want. Way to let the fans enjoy themselves, FX.
Not one version of Carol saying "you're not my supervisor"? Have you even seen the show? This has 13 the clips it should. Also, it needs the ability to make sounds into alerts and ringtones.
This is a decent ish app as I LOVE Archer ! But the fact that there is no Krieger LITERALLY not FIGURATIVELY... kills me. Two stars until I see Krieger!
Archerisms is a fantastic concept, one poorly executed. The character selection screen is inefficient and unresponsive. The character's themselves are missing some of the best lines. Seriously. Where's Cyril's "Suppressing Fiiiiiiire?"
You can't do anything with the 10 phrases you do get...deleting!
There can be some fun things added like ring tones or notifications with their voices. Besides that I can't even listen to this without having to watch an episode. Archer is a hidden Gem and this is the only app really besides some small new ones. I give it 5 because anthing to do with this show I love! ♡♡♡♡♡
This app will not allow you to save 'Mulatto Butts' as a ringtone...or any clip as a tone or notification. What is the point of it, then? None. There is literally NO point. Is this app how you get ants, Barry? Yes it is, Other Barry...yes it is.
Missing so many good sound clips and can't save anything as a ringtone. Not quite sure who designed this app but they should really take a look at the other sound clip apps that get great reviews. Nice try guys.
Where are the good one liners? You don't even have you're not my supervisor. Like the most iconic line from Cheryl.
It's ok. Missing some good ones. But who am I to say, I'M NOT YOUR SUPERVISOR.
When the people that air the show don't know what is being said and still try to make a soundboard this is what you get. Also it's missing a LOT like TONS of phrases
The sounds are classic Archer, but they're missing Berry and Kreiger. Also, there's no option to make the sounds your notifications or ring tones. What's the point if you can't use them as a notification or ring tone. Waste of time
Lazy Programming. No Woodhouse, no Krieger, missing key phrases, can't set any as ringtone. Would have been ok if it was 3rd party, but from FX? Really? Try harder!
I would have liked it more if they had the one were archer says"look it all ofthem wearing turtlenecks.they look like a bunch of gay copycats"
Utter garbage. What's the point of sound bites I can only listen to randomly? I want my data back for the download.
Very few sounds, no updates, this pales in comparison to the independent Archer soundboard by Jason Maxfield.
Freezes. Tapping the screen does nothing but shaking for a random quote does. Uninstalled and reinstalled twice.
Cannot get sounds to create ringtone/notification reminder. Not worth the data
Volume isn't consistent. I wonder if the people who picked these have ever watched the show, they are missing a majority of the best sayings. Inappropes. :/
What is wrong with you guys? There was a much better sound board for Archer by Jason Maxfield from a couple of years ago. Instead of trying to reinvent the wheel why don't you guys just go with a product that already works and work to improve it? This collection is only marginal and doesn't have any of the capabilities Maxfield's had because you can't option to use the clip as a ringtone or notification sound. Now that I think about it, this deserves negative stars...
Fun, but missing way too many iconic one-liners in favor of long, drawn out bits that don't make sense out of context. It would be much better with those great small bits that could be thrown into any random conversation.
The quality of the sounds aren't constant, which is sad being made by FX. It also doesn't have anything from Krieger. While Krieger may not be in every episode he does have some popular quotes that I believe would be important to any soundboard.
But I would like a feature that lets you save the clips I want as text tones.
Poorly made. Sound quality is all over the place and missing all the good one liners.
The app no longer works. Darkened screen with direction box but no way too close it and move on. Can't switch between characters. Uninstalled and re-installed to no avail.
Id give 5 stars, but Krieger isn't on here. I think Krieger is pretty awesome. And should be added.
Don't know what happened to the app I downloaded over a year ago which had so many great audio snippets. Sadly this Archerism app is seemingly now the only app available. Really!?! It doesn't work on my Samsung Galaxy 6, and from what I can tell when it does barely work, it pales in comparison to the app I deleted due to memory issues over a year ago, which is now sadly not available.
Without a way to use them as ringtones or msg alerts the app is kind of useless.
Its just ok. Its not bad but at the same time its not good... Seriously if you just added some of the iconic sayings this could easily be a five star application for all of the Archer fans out there.
It has the Danger Zone quote and that's all I need.
Though I would like to see Pam's "**** holster" one and Archers "shut your ****trap"
What's the point in having this if you can't save tones for ringtones?
Like others have said, it could use more quotes and have more consistent sound quality. I downloaded it hoping to hear Archer's "Eat a dick, jungle" phrase.
Great sounds, but have a hard time closing the box
The sound levels for each clip is all over the place. No krieger, phrasing, LANA!, and many more. The list of quotes does not scale well on a GS6 edge. The text is so small you can hardly read it. The application seems forced and half assed.
This lacks the ability to save tones as a ringer or notification, which to me is a negative for any soundboard app. Also missing lots of great phrases from the show. Poor showing FX.
I could make a better list off the top of my head. Don't make an app about a show you've never seen
I like this app but its missing some seriously good opportunities! Like when cheryl sees the ostrich say 'do you think that's wiiiiise?'
Really so much greatness not even on it. And half the stuff on it is crap. The person who picked the lines must not watch the show.
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I'm disappointed they left out characters like Mallory Berry and Krieger but the same time it's Archer so you can't fail. Also many clips are missing mean it's like forgetting an onion in mother's martini. Trust me it's a dark place like the closet .ceirel hides in...PHRASING